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Minnesota --

    home of the blonde hair and blue ears.

    mosquito supplier to the free world.

    come fall in love with a loon.

    where visitors turn blue with envy.

    one day it's warm, the rest of the year it's cold.

    land of many cultures -- mostly throat.

    where the elite meet sleet.

    glove it or leave it.

    many are cold, but few are frozen.

    land of the ski and home of the crazed.

    land of 10,000 Petersons.

Fortune Cookie

Like the ski resort of girls looking for husbands and husbands looking

for girls, the situation is not as symmetrical as it might seem.

        -- Alan McKay

Fortune Cookie

Inglish Spocken Hier: some mangled translations

    Various signs in Poland:

        Right turn toward immediate outside.

        Go soothingly in the snow, as there lurk the ski demons.

        Five o'clock tea at all hours.

    In a men's washroom in Sidney:

        Shake excess water from hands, push button to start,

        rub hands rapidly under air outlet and wipe hands

        on front of shirt.

        -- Colin Bowles, San Francisco Chronicle

Fortune Cookie

YOW!!  What should the entire human race DO??  Consume a fifth of

CHIVAS REGAL, ski NUDE down MT. EVEREST, and have a wild SEX WEEKEND!

Fortune Cookie

Gnagloot, n.:

    A person who leaves all his ski passes on his jacket just to

    impress people.

        -- Rich Hall, "Sniglets"

Fortune Cookie

One morning, as he sat at his desk, he heard the sound of a horse's hooves on the path outside his house. He stepped out on to the verandah. There, on a tall grey horse, sat Morgane. 'I've come to have my picture painted,' she said. She took off her hat and her long black hair cascaded below her shoulders. 'You said you would,' she added, before dismounting. She wore a pair of moleskin jodhpurs and a white shirt, open at the neck. Her skin was radiant from the African sun.

P.B. North

It is far more difficult to be simple than to be complicated; far more difficult to sacrifice skill and ease exertion in the proper place, than to expend both indiscriminately.

_Ruskin._

You couldn't relive your life, skipping the awful parts, without losing what made it worthwhile. You had to accept it as a whole--like the world, or the person you loved.

Stewart O'Nan

The morn was fair, the skies were clear, No breath came o'er the sea.

CHARLES JEFFERYS. 1807-1865.     _The Rose of Allandale._

a mountain of recent evidence suggests that teacher skill has less influence on a student’s performance than a completely different set of factors: namely, how much kids have learned from their parents, how hard they work at home, and whether the parents have instilled an appetite for education.

Steven D. Levitt

Every movement in the skies or upon the earth proclaims to us that the universe is under government.

_Draper._

Thou wear a lion's hide! doff it for shame, And hang a calf's-skin on those recreant limbs.

WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE. 1564-1616.     _King John. Act iii. Sc. 1._

Buster survives tornados, waterfalls, avalanches of boulders, and falls from great heights, and never pauses to take a bow: He has his eye on his goal. And his movies, seen as a group, are like a sustained act of optimism in the face of adversity; surprising, how without asking, he earns our admiration and tenderness. Because he was funny, because he wore a porkpie hat, Keaton's physical skills are often undervalued … no silent star did more dangerous stunts than Buster Keaton. Instead of using doubles, he himself doubled for his actors, doing their stunts as well as his own.

Roger Ebert

He is a fool who thinks by force or skill / To turn the current of a woman's will.

_S. Tuke._

The quality of an organization can never exceed the quality of the minds that make it up.

B. F. Skinner

Now had Aurora displayed her mantle over the blushing skies, and dark night withdrawn her sable veil.

MIGUEL DE CERVANTES. 1547-1616.     _Don Quixote. Part i. Book iii. Chap. vi._

Ye living flowers that skirt the eternal frost.

SAMUEL TAYLOR COLERIDGE. 1772-1834.     _Hymn in the Vale of Chamouni._

The first myth of management is that it exists.  The second myth of

management is that success equals skill.

The light (which you refuse to take in) returns on you, condensed into lightning, which there is not any skin whatever too thick for taking in.

_Carlyle._

I have a dream that one day on the red hills of Georgia the sons of former slaves and the sons of former slave owners will be able to sit down together at the table of brotherhood... I have a dream that my four little children will one day live in a nation where they will not be judged by the color of their skin but by the content of their character. I have a dream today...

Martin Luther King, Jr

Honour pricks me on. Yea, but how if honour prick me off when I come on,--how then? Can honour set to a leg? no: or an arm? no: or take away the grief of a wound? no. Honour hath no skill in surgery, then? no. What is honour? a word. What is in that word honour; what is that honour? air. A trim reckoning! Who hath it? he that died o' Wednesday. Doth he feel it? no. Doth he hear it? no. 'T is insensible, then? yea, to the dead. But will it not live with the living? no. Why? detraction will not suffer it. Therefore I 'll none of it. Honour is a mere scutcheon. And so ends my catechism.

WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE. 1564-1616.     _King Henry IV. Part I. Act v. Sc. 1._

For many, hopes that burgeoned with uhuru have gone sour. The bwana has merely changed the colour of his skin, not shared out his possessions. He still drives around in a great big motor car while you trudge or, if you are lucky, pedal on a clapped-out bicycle.

Elspeth Huxley

>Skill to do comes of doing; knowledge comes by eyes always open, and working hands; and there is no knowledge that is not power.

_Emerson._

I'm guided by a signal in the heavens, I'm guided by this birthmark on my skin I'm guided by the beauty of our weapons First we take Manhattan, then we take Berlin.

Leonard Cohen

"Rememberest thou when thy bed-covering was a sheepskin and thy sandals made of camel-skin?"

John Wortabet     Arabian Wisdom

We may have different religions, different languages, different colored skin, but we all belong to one human race.

Kofi Annan, elected Secretary General of the United Nations on this date, in 1996

There are chords in the human heart, strange, varying strings, which are only struck by accident; which will remain mute and senseless to appeals the most passionate and earnest, and respond at last to the slightest casual touch. In the most insensible or childish minds there is some train of reflection which art can seldom lead, or skill assist, but which will reveal itself, as great truths have done, by chance, and when the discoverer has the plainest and simplest end in view.--_Dickens._

Maturin M. Ballou     Pearls of Thought

Envy offends with false infamy, that is to say, by detraction which frightens virtue. Envy must be represented with the hands raised to heaven in contempt, because if she could she would use her power against God. Make her face covered with a goodly mark; show her as wounded in the eye by a palm-branch, and wounded in the ear by laurel and myrtle, to signify that victory and truth offend her. Draw many thunderbolts proceeding from her as a symbol of her evil-speaking. Make her lean and shrivelled up, because she is continual dissolution. Make her heart gnawed by a swelling serpent. Make her a quiver full of tongues for arrows, because she often offends with these. Make her a leopard's skin, because the leopard kills the lion through envy and by deceit. Place a vase in her hand full of flowers, and let it be full also of scorpions, toads and other reptiles. Let her ride Death, because Envy, which is undying, never wearies of sovereignty. {134} Make her a bridle loaded with divers arms, because her weapons are all deadly. As soon as virtue is born it begets envy which attacks it; and sooner will there exist a body without a shadow than virtue unaccompanied by envy.

Leonardo da Vinci     Thoughts on Art and Life

Facilis descensus Averni: noctes atque dies patet atri ianua Ditis; sed revocare gradum superasque evadere ad auras. hoc opus, hic labor est. The gates of hell are open night and day; Smooth the descent, and easy is the way: But to return, and view the cheerful skies, In this the task and mighty labor lies.

Virgil ~ with translation by ~ John Dryden

Doctrine is nothing but the skin of truth set up and stuffed.

_Ward Beecher._

God knows that, and He will provide you with what you need. He is your heavenly Father – you are his child – therefore, you are no orphan. God is the provider, He has already anticipated your need and made provisions. You will be given an opportunity to understand fatherhood. And then, your relationship with Him can be restored. In the meantime, go on faith. Remember my words. For the time being, give God the benefit of your doubt. When you lack requisite experience, then only faith can carry you through. Have faith. Believe. Just believe!

Skip Coryell

A wise physician, skill'd our wounds to heal, / Is more than armies to the public weal.

_Pope._

Bone and Skin, two millers thin, Would starve us all, or near it; But be it known to Skin and Bone That Flesh and Blood can't bear it.

JOHN BYROM. 1691-1763.     _Epigram on Two Monopolists._

We are born with faculties and powers capable almost of anything, such, at least, as might carry us further than can easily be imagined; but it is only the exercise of those powers that gives us ability and skill in anything, and leads us towards perfection.

_Locke._

~Skill.~--Nobody, however able, can gain the very highest success, except in one line. He may rise above others, but he will fall below himself.--_Charles Buxton._

Maturin M. Ballou     Pearls of Thought

There 's a skirmish of wit between them.

WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE. 1564-1616.     _Much Ado about Nothing. Act i. Sc. 1._

But when the sun in all his state Illumed the eastern skies, She passed through Glory's morning-gate, And walked in Paradise.

JAMES ALDRICH. 1810-1856.     _A Death-Bed._

Where London's column, pointing at the skies, Like a tall bully, lifts the head and lies.

ALEXANDER POPE. 1688-1744.     _Moral Essays. Epistle iii. Line 339._

I will get it from his purse or get it from his skin.

Proverb.

Property there is among us valuable to the auctioneer; but the accumulated manufacturing, commercial, economic skill which lies impalpably warehoused in English hands and heads, what auctioneer can estimate?

_Carlyle._

Il trouverait a tondre sur un ?uf=--He would skin a flint (_lit._ find something to shave on an egg).

_Fr. Pr._

Habit, if wisely and skillfully formed, becomes truly a second nature, as the common saying is; but unskillfully and unmethodically directed, it will be as it were the ape of nature, which imitates nothing to the life, but only clumsily and awkwardly.--_Bacon._

Maturin M. Ballou     Pearls of Thought

There is nothing so agonising to the fine skin of vanity as the application of a rough truth.

_Bulwer Lytton._

Heart on her lips, and soul within her eyes, Soft as her clime, and sunny as her skies.

LORD BYRON 1788-1824.     _Beppo. Stanza 45._

Yes,” he says, he swallows, “I did. I do. I do want to be your friend.” He nods and I register the slight movement in the air between us. “I want to be the friend you fall hopelessly in love with. The one you take into your arms and into your bed and into the private world you keep trapped in your head. I want to be that kind of friend,” he says. “The one who will memorize the things you say as well as the shape of your lips when you say them. I want to know every curve, every freckle, every shiver of your body, Juliette—” “No,” I gasp. “Don’t—don’t s-say that—” I don’t know what I’ll do if he keeps talking I don’t know what I’ll do and I don’t trust myself “I want to know where to touch you,” he says. “I want to know how to touch you. I want to know how to convince you to design a smile just for me.” I feel his chest rising, falling, up and down and up and down and “Yes,” he says. “I do want to be your friend.” He says “I want to be your best friend in the entire world.” I can’t think. I can’t breathe “I want so many things,” he whispers. “I want your mind. Your strength. I want to be worth your time.” His fingers graze the hem of my top and he says “I want this up.” He tugs on the waist of my pants and says “I want these down.” He touches the tips of his fingers to the sides of my body and says, “I want to feel your skin on fire. I want to feel your heart racing next to mine and I want to know it’s racing because of me, because you want me. Because you never,” he says, he breathes, “never want me to stop. I want every second. Every inch of you. I want all of it.” And I drop dead, all over the floor.

Tahereh Mafi

There is no vice or folly that requires so much nicety and skill to manage as vanity.

_Swift._

What more felicitie can fall to creature Than to enjoy delight with libertie, And to be lord of all the workes of Nature, To raine in th' aire from earth to highest skie, To feed on flowres and weeds of glorious feature.

EDMUND SPENSER. 1553-1599.     _Muiopotmos: or, The Fate of the Butterflie. Line 209._

Ecorcher l'anguille par la queue=--To begin at the wrong end (_lit.

_ to skin an eel from the tail). French.

The painter should grind his own colours; the architect work in the mason's yard with his men; the master-manufacturer be himself a more skilful operator than any man in his mills; and the distinction between one man and another be only in experience and skill, and the authority and wealth which these must naturally and justly obtain.

_Ruskin._

_The reason of effects._--It is owing to the weakness of man that so many things are esteemed beautiful, as to be well skilled in playing the lute.

Blaise Pascal     The Thoughts of Blaise Pascal

Soft is the strain when zephyr gently blows, And the smooth stream in smoother numbers flows; But when loud surges lash the sounding shore, The hoarse rough verse should like the torrent roar. When Ajax strives some rock's vast weight to throw, The line too labours, and the words move slow: Not so when swift Camilla scours the plain, Flies o'er th' unbending corn, and skims along the main.

ALEXANDER POPE. 1688-1744.     _Essay on Criticism. Part ii. Line 166._

To even mention all the things the bird must constantly keep in mind in order to fly securely through the air would take a considerable part of the evening... The bird has learned this art of equilibrium, and learned it so thoroughly that its skill is not apparent to our sight. We only learn to appreciate it when we try to imitate it.

Wilbur Wright (designed the Wright Flyer which flew on 17 December 1903

Non missura cutem, nisi plena cruoris hirudo=--A leech that will not leave the skin until it is gorged with blood.

Horace.

From the point of view of the moralist the animal world is on about the same level as a gladiator's show. The creatures are fairly well treated, and set to fight--whereby the strongest, the swiftest, and the cunningest live to fight another day. The spectator has no need to turn his thumbs down, as no quarter is given. He must admit that the skill and training displayed are wonderful. But he must shut his eyes if he would not see that more or less enduring suffering is the meed of both vanquished and victor. And since the great game is going on in every corner of the world, thousands of times a minute; since, were our ears sharp enough, we need not descend to the gates of hell to hear--

T. H. Huxley     Aphorisms and Reflections from the Works of T. H. Huxley

...old habits are crawling out of my skin...

Tahereh Mafi

Wise men say that there are three sorts of persons who are wholly deprived of judgment,--they who are ambitious of preferments in the courts of princes; they who make use of poison to show their skill in curing it; and they who intrust women with their secrets.

PILPAY (OR BIDPAI.)     _The Two Travellers. Chap. ii. Fable vi._

As a man can drink water from any side of a full tank, so the skilled theologian can wrest from any scripture that which will serve His purpose.

Bhagavad Gita

To which of the warring serpents should I turn with the problem that now faces me? It is easy, and tempting, to choose the god of Science. Now I would not for a moment have you suppose that I am one of those idiots who scorns Science, merely because it is always twisting and turning, and sometimes shedding its skin, like the serpent that is its symbol. It is a powerful god indeed but it is what the students of ancient gods called a shape-shifter, and sometimes a trickster.

Robertson Davies

With arms shrunken to little more than bone and yellowed skin, the castaways waved and shouted,

Laura Hillenbrand

The savage, like the child, borrows the capital he needs, and, at any rate, intentionally, does nothing towards repayment; it would plainly be an improper use of the word "produce" to say that his labour in hunting for the roots, or the fruits, or the eggs, or the grubs and snakes, which he finds and eats, "produces" or contributes to "produce" them. The same thing is true of more advanced tribes, who are still merely hunters, such as the Esquimaux. They may expend more labour and skill; but it is spent in destruction.

T. H. Huxley     Aphorisms and Reflections from the Works of T. H. Huxley

Many a dangerous temptation comes to us in fine gay colours that are but skin-deep.

_Henry._

Mine be the breezy hill that skirts the down, Where a green grassy turf is all I crave, With here and there a violet bestrewn, Fast by a brook or fountain's murmuring wave; And many an evening sun shine sweetly on my grave!

JAMES BEATTIE. 1735-1803.     _The Minstrel. Book ii. Stanza 17._

Degli uomini si puo dire questo generalmente che sieno ingrate, volubili simulatori, fuggitori pericoli, cupidi di guadagno=--Of mankind we may say in general that they are ungrateful, fickle, hypocritical, intent on a whole skin and greedy of gain.

_Machiavelli._

And you who say that it would be better to see practical anatomy than drawings of it, would be right if it were possible to see all the things which are shown in such drawings in a single drawing, in which you, with all your skill, will not see nor obtain knowledge of more than a few veins; and to obtain true and complete knowledge of these veins I have destroyed more than ten human bodies, destroying all the other limbs, and removing, down to its minutest particles, the whole of the flesh which surrounds these veins, without letting them bleed save for the insensible bleeding of the capillary veins. And as one body did not suffice for so long a time I had to proceed with several bodies by degrees until I finished by acquiring perfect knowledge, and this I {112} repeated twice to see the differences. And if you have a love for such things you may be prevented by disgust, and if this does not prevent you, you may be prevented by fear of living at night in company with such corpses, which are cut up and flayed and fearful to see; and if this does not prevent, you may not have a sufficient mastery of drawing for such a demonstration, and if you have the necessary mastery of drawing, it may not be combined with the knowledge of perspective; and if it were you might lack the power of geometrical demonstration, and the calculation of forces, and of the strength of the muscles, and perhaps you will lack patience and consequently diligence. As to whether these qualities are to be found in me or not the hundred and twenty books I have composed will pronounce the verdict Yes or No. Neither avarice nor negligence, but time has hindered me in these. Farewell.

Leonardo da Vinci     Thoughts on Art and Life

What can be more foolish than to think that all this rare fabric of heaven and earth could come by chance, when all the skill of art is not able to make an oyster!--_Jeremy Taylor._

Maturin M. Ballou     Pearls of Thought

She had seen her son for the first time, in this place, when he was a child of eight or nine. She remembered that day. He ran along the path near the cottage to which she had been assigned, calling to his friends, laughing, his unkempt hair bright in the sunlight. “Gabe!” she heard a boy call; but she would have known him without hearing it. It was the same smile she remembered, the same silvery laugh. She had moved forward in that moment, intending to rush to him, to greet and embrace him. Perhaps she would make the silly face, the one with which they had once mimicked each other. But when she started eagerly toward him, she forgot her own weakness; her dragging foot caught on a stone and she stumbled clumsily. Quickly she righted herself, but in that moment she saw him glance toward her, then look away in disinterest. As if looking through his eyes, she perceived her own withered skin, her sparse gray hair, the awkward gait with which she moved. She stayed silent, and turned away, thinking.

Lois Lowry

The main problem with today's high-technology society is that we allow politicians to run it instead of people equipped with the wherewithal to understand it. Their mentalities are still in the nineteenth century. How can they hope to manage complex economies when they're not competent to run a yard-sale. What can they do that requires even a smattering of knowledge or intellect? People let them get away with it. If people are gonna elect turkeys to tell them what to do, then the people are gonna have problems. You can't blame the turkeys. The Constitution never guaranteed smart government; it guaranteed representative government. And it works - that's what we've got. The trouble with the damn system is that it selects for the skills needed to get elected, and nothing else... which requires only an ability to fool a sufficient number of people for just long enough to get the votes. Unfortunately the personal qualities necessary for attaining office are practically the opposite of those demanded by the office itself. A test that you can pass only by cheating can't possibly select honest people, can it?

James P. Hogan

Honour hath no skill in surgery.... Honour is a mere scutcheon.= 1

_Hen. IV._, v. 1.

Doing nothing with a deal of skill.--_Cowper._

Maturin M. Ballou     Pearls of Thought

No skis take rocks like rental skis!

Unknown

In pride, in reasoning pride, our error lies; / All quit their sphere and rush into the skies.

_Pope._

We've got to live, no matter how many skies have fallen.

D.H. Lawrence

No thief, however skillful, can rob one of knowledge, and that is why knowledge is the best and safest treasure to acquire.

L. Frank Baum

Say "twenty-three-skiddoo" to logout.

Unknown

"Old age and treachery will beat youth and skill every time."

a coffee cup

>Skill is the united force of experience, intellect and passion in their operation on manual labour.

_Ruskin._

The tide has turned! The free men of the world are marching together to Victory! I have full confidence in your courage and devotion to duty and skill in battle. We will accept nothing less than full Victory! Good luck! And let us beseech the blessing of Almighty God upon this great and noble undertaking.

Dwight D. Eisenhower

The stormy March has come at last, With winds and clouds and changing skies; I hear the rushing of the blast That through the snowy valley flies.

WILLIAM CULLEN BRYANT. 1794-1878.     _March._

Many old camels carry the skins of the young ones to the market.

Proverb.

The religious passion is nearly always vividest where the art is weakest; and the technical skill only reaches its deliberate splendour when the ecstasy which gave it birth has passed away for ever.

_Ruskin._

Phaeton was his father's heir; born to attain the highest fortune without earning it; he had built no sun-chariot (could not build the simplest wheel-barrow), but could and would insist on driving one; and so broke his own stiff neck, sent gig and horses spinning through infinite space, and set the universe on fire.= _Carlyle._ [Greek: phantasmata theia, kai skiai ton onton]--Divine phantasms and shadows of things that are.

Greek.

Whatever the skill of any country be in sciences, it is from excellence in polite learning alone that it must expect a character from posterity.--_Goldsmith._

Maturin M. Ballou     Pearls of Thought

Occasionally a single anecdote opens a character; biography has its comparative anatomy, and a saying or a sentiment enables the skillful hand to construct the skeleton.--_Willmott._

Maturin M. Ballou     Pearls of Thought

The wealth of the land / Comes from the forge and the smithy and mine, / From hammer and chisel, and wheel and band, / And the thinking brain and the skilful hand.

_Dr. Walter Smith._

Moderation, the Golden Mean, the Aristonmetron, is the secret of wisdom and of happiness. But it does not mean embracing an unadventurous mediocrity: rather it is an elaborate balancing-act, a feat of intellectual skill demanding constant vigilance. Its aim is a reconciliation of opposites.

Robertson Davies

It is a lucky eel that escapes skinning.

_George Eliot._

Lions' skins are not to be had cheap.

Proverb.

And as a bird each fond endearment tries To tempt its new-fledg'd offspring to the skies, He tried each art, reprov'd each dull delay, Allur'd to brighter worlds, and led the way.

OLIVER GOLDSMITH. 1728-1774.     _The Deserted Village. Line 167._

Still the skies are opened as of old / To the entranced gaze, ay, nearer far / And brighter than of yore.

_Lewis Morris._

Much have I travell'd in the realms of gold, And many goodly states and kingdoms seen; Round many western islands have I been Which bards in fealty to Apollo hold. Oft of one wide expanse had I been told That deep-brow'd Homer ruled as his demesne, Yet did I never breathe its pure serene Till I heard Chapman speak out loud and bold: Then felt I like some watcher of the skies When a new planet swims into his ken; Or like stout Cortez when with eagle eyes He stared at the Pacific, and all his men Look'd at each other with a wild surmise, Silent, upon a peak in Darien.

JOHN KEATS. 1795-1821.     _On first looking into Chapman's Homer._

The bird let loose in Eastern skies, Returning fondly home, Ne'er stoops to earth her wing, nor flies Where idle warblers roam; But high she shoots through air and light, Above all low delay, Where nothing earthly bounds her flight, Nor shadow dims her way.

THOMAS MOORE. 1779-1852.     _Oh that I had Wings._

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