Quotes4study

Build for your team a feeling of oneness, of dependence on one another and of strength to be derived by unity. Vince Lombardi

On Teamwork

My model for business is The Beatles: They were four guys that kept each other's negative tendencies in check; they balanced each other. And the total was greater than the sum of the parts. Great things in business are not done by one person, they are done by a team of people.

Steven Paul Jobs

JOHN LYLY. _Circa_ 1553-1601. Cupid and my Campaspe play'd At cards for kisses: Cupid paid. He stakes his quiver, bow, and arrows, His mother's doves, and team of sparrows: Loses them too. Then down he throws The coral of his lip, the rose Growing on 's cheek (but none knows how); With these, the crystal of his brow, And then the dimple on his chin: All these did my Campaspe win. At last he set her both his eyes: She won, and Cupid blind did rise. O Love! has she done this to thee? What shall, alas! become of me?

RICHARD HOOKER. 1553-1600.     _Cupid and Campaspe. Act iii. Sc. 5._

Finding good players is easy. Getting them to play as a team is another story. Casey Stengel

On Teamwork

Contrary to popular belief, there most certainly is an "I" in ";team." It is the same "I" that appears three times in "responsibility." Amber Harding

On Teamwork

>TEAM = Together Everyone Achieves More

On Teamwork

Don’t you dare tell anyone about this,” she orders. “Why not? It’ll only boost your street cred.” “I don’t want to be another one of your puck bunnies, and I don’t want people thinking I am, understood?” Her use of the term makes me grin harder. I like that she’s picking up the hockey lingo. Maybe one of these days, I’ll even convince her to come to a game. I have a feeling Hannah would be a great heckler, which is always an advantage at home games. Though knowing her, she’d probably heckle us and give the other team the advantage.

Elle Kennedy

The Government of the State of Israel and the Palestinian team representing the Palestinian people agree that it is time to put an end to decades of confrontation and conflict, recognize their mutual legitimate and political rights, and strive to live in peaceful coexistence and mutual dignity and security to achieve a just, lasting and comprehensive peace settlement and historic reconciliation through the agreed political process.

Oslo Accords, finalized in Oslo, Norway on 20 August 1993

>Team Inara, commence Operation Joss-Whedon-Is-A-God.

John Ringo

When you score a goal, or hit a three, or get a touchdown, you don’t do it for yourself, you do it for the team cause the name in the front of the shirt is more important than the one on the back. Anon.

On Teamwork

Repel them.  Repel them.  Induce them to relinquish the spheroid.

Indiana University fans' chant for their perennially bad football team

One hair of a woman draws more than a team of horses.

Unknown

It was toward the middle part of their relationship, though neither she nor Vohannes knew it then. She had found him sitting beneath a tree, watching the rowing team practicing in the Khamarda River, next to the academy. The girls’ team had just set their shell in the water and was climbing in. When Shara joined him and sat in his lap, as she often did, she felt a soft lump pressing into her lower back.

Robert Jackson Bennett

We're just being ourselves and having fun playing baseball. The biggest thing is when people look at our team, they can see that we're having a lot of fun.

Johnny Damon

Unless and until all members of a team have a common understanding of the problem, attempts to solve the problem are just so much wasted energy.

Gerald M. Weinberg

Things are changing, but this time I'm not afraid. This time I know who I am. This time I've made the right choice and fighting for the right team. I feel safe. Confident

Tahereh Mafi

O, then, I see Queen Mab hath been with you! She is the fairies' midwife, and she comes In shape no bigger than an agate-stone On the fore-finger of an alderman, Drawn with a team of little atomies Athwart men's noses as they lie asleep.

WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE. 1564-1616.     _Romeo and Juliet. Act i. Sc. 4._

The clear purpose of the leader is to give a clear purpose to the team.

Paul Sloane

When you start out in a team, you have to get the teamwork going and then you get something back. Michael Schumacher

On Teamwork

And was it her imagination, but did the lump in her back move just a little as the boys’ team emerged from the shadow of a willow and broke into sunlight?

Robert Jackson Bennett

"Luck is the residue of design."

- Branch Rickey - former owner of the Brooklyn Dodger Baseball Team

<elmo> unclean: err, the admin team do not control the archive, that's the

       ftp cabal

<elmo> get your cabals right, damn it :-P

Fortune Cookie

There was, it appeared, a mysterious rite of initiation through which,

in one way or another, almost every member of the team passed.  The term

that the old hands used for this rite -- West invented the term, not the

practice -- was `signing up.'  By signing up for the project you agreed

to do whatever was necessary for success.  You agreed to forsake, if

necessary, family, hobbies, and friends -- if you had any of these left

(and you might not, if you had signed up too many times before).

        -- Tracy Kidder, "The Soul of a New Machine"

Fortune Cookie

With the end of the football season, a star player for the college team</p>

celebrated the relaxation of team curfew by attending a late-night campus

party.  Soon after arriving, he became captivated by a beautiful coed and

eased into a conversation with her by asking if she met many dates at

parties.

    "Oh, I have a three point eight, so I'm much more attracted to the

strong academic types than to the dumb party animals," she said.  "What's

your G.P.A.?"

    Grinning ear to ear, the jock boasted, "I get about twenty-five in

the city and forty on the highway."

Fortune Cookie

Could somebody drag the Irix team kicking and screaming into the 1980's,

please?

I realize it might be quite painful for them, but maybe you could buy them

a disco tape, so they'd feel a little bit more at home.

        -- Linus "Stayin' alive, stayin' alive" Torvalds

Fortune Cookie

Repel them.  Repel them.  Induce them to relinquish the spheroid.

        -- Indiana University fans' chant for their perennially bad football team</p>

Fortune Cookie

A hypothetical paradox:

    What would happen in a battle between an Enterprise security team,

    who always get killed soon after appearing, and a squad of Imperial

    Stormtroopers, who can't hit the broad side of a planet?

        -- Tom Galloway

Fortune Cookie

It is a very humbling experience to make a multimillion-dollar mistake, but

it is also very memorable.  I vividly recall the night we decided how to

organize the actual writing of external specifications for OS/360.  The

manager of architecture, the manager of control program implementation, and

I were threshing out the plan, schedule, and division of responsibilities.

    The architecture manager had 10 good men.  He asserted that they

could write the specifications and do it right.  It would take ten months,

three more than the schedule allowed.

    The control program manager had 150 men.  He asserted that they

could prepare the specifications, with the architecture team coordinating;

it would be well-done and practical, and he could do it on schedule.

Furthermore, if the architecture team did it, his 150 men would sit twiddling

their thumbs for ten months.

    To this the architecture manager responded that if I gave the control

program team the responsibility, the result would not in fact be on time,

but would also be three months late, and of much lower quality.  I did, and

it was.  He was right on both counts.  Moreover, the lack of conceptual

integrity made the system far more costly to build and change, and I would

estimate that it added a year to debugging time.

        -- Frederick Brooks Jr., "The Mythical Man Month"

Fortune Cookie

Life is like bein' on a mule team.  Unless you're the lead mule, all the

scenery looks about the same.

Fortune Cookie

Each team building another component has been using the most recent tested

version of the integrated system as a test bed for debugging its piece.  Their

work will be set back by having that test bed change under them.  Of course it

must.  But the changes need to be quantized.  Then each user has periods of

productive stability, interrupted by bursts of test-bed change.  This seems

to be much less disruptive than a constant rippling and trembling.

        -- Frederick Brooks Jr., "The Mythical Man Month"

Fortune Cookie

A mathematician, a doctor, and an engineer are walking on the beach and

observe a team of lifeguards pumping the stomach of a drowned woman.  As

they watch, water, sand, snails and such come out of the pump.

    The doctor watches for a while and says: "Keep pumping, men, you may

yet save her!!"

    The mathematician does some calculations and says: "According to my

understanding of the size of that pump, you have already pumped more water

from her body than could be contained in a cylinder 4 feet in diameter and

6 feet high."

    The engineer says: "I think she's sitting in a puddle."

Fortune Cookie

My first baseman is George "Catfish" Metkovich from our 1952 Pittsburgh

Pirates team, which lost 112 games.  After a terrible series against the

New York Giants, in which our center fielder made three throwing errors

and let two balls get through his legs, manager Billy Meyer pleaded, "Can

somebody think of something to help us win a game?"

    "I'd like to make a suggestion," Metkovich said.  "On any ball hit

to center field, let's just let it roll to see if it might go foul."

        -- Joe Garagiola, "It's Anybody's Ball Game"

Fortune Cookie

Asked how she felt being the first woman to make a major-league team, she

said, "Like a pig in mud," or words to that effect, and then turned and

released a squirt of tobacco juice from the wad of rum soaked plug in her

right cheek.  She chewed a rare brand of plug called Stuff It, which she

learned to chew when she was playing Nicaraguan summer ball.  She told the

writers, "They were so mean to me down there you couldn't write it in your

newspaper.  I took a gun everywhere I went, even to bed.  *Especially* to

bed.  Guys were after me like you can't believe.  That's when I started

chewing tobacco -- because no matter how bad anybody treats you, it's not

as bad as this.  This is the worst chew in the world.  After this,

everything else is peaches and cream."  The writers elected Gentleman Jim,

the Sparrow's P.R. guy, to bite off a chunk and tell them how it tasted,

and as he sat and chewed it tears ran down his old sunburnt cheeks and he

couldn't talk for a while. Then he whispered, "You've been chewing this for

two years?  God, I had no idea it was so hard to be a woman."

        -- Garrison Keillor

Fortune Cookie

It is a very humbling experience to make a multimillion-dollar mistake, but it

is also very memorable.  I vividly recall the night we decided how to organize

the actual writing of external specifications for OS/360.  The manager of

architecture, the manager of control program implementation, and I were

threshing out the plan, schedule, and division of responsibilities.

The architecture manager had 10 good men.  He asserted that they could write

the specifications and do it right.  It would take ten months, three more

than the schedule allowed.

The control program manager had 150 men.  He asserted that they could prepare

the specifications, with the architecture team coordinating; it would be

well-done and practical, and he could do it on schedule.  Furthermore, if

the architecture team did it, his 150 men would sit twiddling their thumbs

for ten months.

To this the architecture manager responded that if I gave the control program

>team the responsibility, the result would not in fact be on time, but would

also be three months late, and of much lower quality.  I did, and it was.  He

was right on both counts.  Moreover, the lack of conceptual integrity made

the system far more costly to build and change, and I would estimate that it

added a year to debugging time.

        -- Frederick Brooks Jr., "The Mythical Man Month"

Fortune Cookie

The fellow sat down at a bar, ordered a drink and asked the bartender if he

wanted to hear a dumb-jock joke.

    "Hey, buddy," the bartender replied, "you see those two guys next to

you?  They used to be with the Chicago Bears.  The two dudes behind you made

the U.S. Olympic wrestling team.  And for your information, I used to play

center at Notre Dame."

    "Forget it," the customer said.  "I don't want to explain it five

times."

Fortune Cookie

You know you're in trouble when...

(1)    Your only son tells you he wishes Anita Bryant would mind

        her own business.

(2)    You put your bra on backwards and it fits better.

(3)    You call Suicide Prevention and they put you on hold.

(4)    You see a `60 Minutes' news team waiting in your office.

(5)    Your birthday cake collapses from the weight of the candles.

(6)    Your 4-year old reveals that it's "almost impossible" to

        flush a grapefruit down the toilet.

(7)    You realize that you've memorized the back of the cereal box.

Fortune Cookie

The entire CHINESE WOMEN'S VOLLEYBALL TEAM all share ONE personality --

and have since BIRTH!!

Fortune Cookie

Brandy Davis, an outfielder and teammate of mine with the Pittsburgh Pirates,

is my choice for team captain.  Cincinnati was beating us 3-1, and I led

off the bottom of the eighth with a walk.  The next hitter banged a hard

single to right field.  Feeling the wind at my back, I rounded second and

kept going, sliding safely into third base.

    With runners at first and third, and home-run hitter Ralph Kiner at

bat, our manager put in the fast Brandy Davis to run for the player at first.

Even with Kiner hitting and a change to win the game with a home run, Brandy

took off for second and made it.  Now we had runners at second and third.

    I'm standing at third, knowing I'm not going anywhere, and see Brandy

start to take a lead.  All of a sudden, here he comes.  He makes a great slide

into third, and I scream, "Brandy, where are you going?"  He looks up, and

shouts, "Back to second if I can make it."

        -- Joe Garagiola, "It's Anybody's Ball Game"

Fortune Cookie

There was, it appeared, a mysterious rite of initiation through which, in

one way or another, almost every member of the team passed.  The term that

the old hands used for this rite -- West invented the term, not the practice --

was `signing up.'  By signing up for the project you agreed to do whatever

was necessary for success.  You agreed to forsake, if necessary, family,

hobbies, and friends -- if you had any of these left (and you might not, if

you had signed up too many times before).

        -- Tracy Kidder, _The Soul of a New Machine_

Fortune Cookie

A team effort is a lot of people doing what I say.

        -- Michael Winner, British film director

Fortune Cookie

If a team is in a positive frame of mind, it will have a good attitude.

If it has a good attitude, it will make a commitment to playing the

game right.  If it plays the game right, it will win -- unless, of

course, it doesn't have enough talent to win, and no manager can make

goose-liver pate out of goose feathers, so why worry?

        -- Sparky Anderson

Fortune Cookie

In high school in Brooklyn

I was the baseball manager,

proud as I could be

I chased baseballs,

gathered thrown bats

handed out the towels            Eventually, I bought my own

It was very important work        but it was dark blue while

for a small spastic kid,        the official ones were green

but I was a team member            Nobody ever said anything

When the team got            to me about my blue jacket;

their warm-up jackets            the guys were my friends

I didn't get one            Yet it hurt me all year

Only the regular team&nbsp;           to wear that blue jacket

got these jackets, and            among all those green ones

surely not a manager            Even now, forty years after,

                    I still recall that jacket

                    and the memory goes on hurting.

        -- Bart Lanier Safford III, "An Obscured Radiance"

Fortune Cookie

Our [softball] team usually puts the other woman at second base, where the

maximum possible number of males can get there on short notice to help out

in case of emergency.  As far as I can tell, our second basewoman is a pretty

good baseball player, better than I am, anyway, but there's no way to know

for sure because if the ball gets anywhere near her, a male comes barging

over from, say, right field, to deal with it.  She's been on the team for

three seasons now, but the males still don't trust her.  They know, deep in

their souls, that if she had to choose between catching a fly ball and saving

an infant's life, she probably would elect to save the infant's life, without

ever considering whether there were men on base.

        -- Dave Barry, "Sports is a Drag"

Fortune Cookie

I think it's a little fantastic to try to form a picture in people's

minds of the Debian archive administration team huddled over their

terminals, their faces lit only by a CRT with a little root shell

prompt and the command

"/project/org/ftp.debian.org/cabal/s3kr1t/nuke-non-free.pl" all keyed

in and ready to go, their fingers poised over the enter key, a sweat of

lustful anticipated beading on their upper lips."

        -- Branden Robinson in

           <20031104211846.GK13131@deadbeast.net> discussing

           his draft Social Contract amendment

Fortune Cookie

Burdens shared are easier to bear. -- Jesse Jackson

On Teamwork

Coming together is a beginning. Keeping together is progress. Working together is success. Henry Ford

On Teamwork

"Since you have taken off your nose-screen, accompany the mistress. You will get up behind the fiacre. You know where you left the team?"

Victor Hugo     Les Miserables

This man and this woman were ruse and rage wedded--a hideous and terrible team.

Victor Hugo     Les Miserables

Where there is unity there is always victory.

On Teamwork

Unity is strength... when there is teamwork and collaboration, wonderful things can be achieved. Mattie Stepanek

On Teamwork

Then thus the mighty Ruler of the Main: "What may not Venus hope from Neptune's reign? My kingdom claims your birth; my late defense Of your indanger'd fleet may claim your confidence. Nor less by land than sea my deeds declare How much your lov'd Aeneas is my care. Thee, Xanthus, and thee, Simois, I attest. Your Trojan troops when proud Achilles press'd, And drove before him headlong on the plain, And dash'd against the walls the trembling train; When floods were fill'd with bodies of the slain; When crimson Xanthus, doubtful of his way, Stood up on ridges to behold the sea; (New heaps came tumbling in, and chok'd his way;) When your Aeneas fought, but fought with odds Of force unequal, and unequal gods; I spread a cloud before the victor's sight, Sustain'd the vanquish'd, and secur'd his flight; Ev'n then secur'd him, when I sought with joy The vow'd destruction of ungrateful Troy. My will's the same: fair goddess, fear no more, Your fleet shall safely gain the Latian shore; Their lives are giv'n; one destin'd head alone Shall perish, and for multitudes atone." Thus having arm'd with hopes her anxious mind, His finny team Saturnian Neptune join'd, Then adds the foamy bridle to their jaws, And to the loosen'd reins permits the laws. High on the waves his azure car he guides; Its axles thunder, and the sea subsides, And the smooth ocean rolls her silent tides. The tempests fly before their father's face, Trains of inferior gods his triumph grace, And monster whales before their master play, And choirs of Tritons crowd the wat'ry way. The marshal'd pow'rs in equal troops divide To right and left; the gods his better side Inclose, and on the worse the Nymphs and Nereids ride.

Virgil     The Aeneid

Andrey lashed his exhausted team into a gallop, drove with a dash and pulled up his steaming, panting horses at the high flight of steps.

Fyodor Dostoyevsky     The Brothers Karamazov

His tender parent could no longer bear; But, interposing, sought to soothe his care. "Whoe'er you are- not unbelov'd by Heav'n, Since on our friendly shore your ships are driv'n- Have courage: to the gods permit the rest, And to the queen expose your just request. Now take this earnest of success, for more: Your scatter'd fleet is join'd upon the shore; The winds are chang'd, your friends from danger free; Or I renounce my skill in augury. Twelve swans behold in beauteous order move, And stoop with closing pinions from above; Whom late the bird of Jove had driv'n along, And thro' the clouds pursued the scatt'ring throng: Now, all united in a goodly team, They skim the ground, and seek the quiet stream. As they, with joy returning, clap their wings, And ride the circuit of the skies in rings; Not otherwise your ships, and ev'ry friend, Already hold the port, or with swift sails descend. No more advice is needful; but pursue The path before you, and the town in view."

Virgil     The Aeneid

We are only as strong as we are united, as weak as we are divided. J.K. Rowling

On Teamwork

It was the Dover road that lay, on a Friday night late in November, before the first of the persons with whom this history has business. The Dover road lay, as to him, beyond the Dover mail, as it lumbered up Shooter's Hill. He walked up hill in the mire by the side of the mail, as the rest of the passengers did; not because they had the least relish for walking exercise, under the circumstances, but because the hill, and the harness, and the mud, and the mail, were all so heavy, that the horses had three times already come to a stop, besides once drawing the coach across the road, with the mutinous intent of taking it back to Blackheath. Reins and whip and coachman and guard, however, in combination, had read that article of war which forbade a purpose otherwise strongly in favour of the argument, that some brute animals are endued with Reason; and the team had capitulated and returned to their duty.

Charles Dickens     A Tale of Two Cities

"I tell you that the affair can't go wrong," resumed the long-haired man. "Father What's-his-name's team will be already harnessed."

Victor Hugo     Les Miserables

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