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The bugs you have to avoid are the ones that give the user not only

the inclination to get on a plane, but also the time.

"He don't know me vewy well, DO he?"   -- Bugs Bunny

Unknown

If graphics hackers are so smart, why can't they get the bugs out of

fresh paint?

There are bugs and then there are bugs.  And then there are bugs.

Karl Lehenbauer

Heuristics are bug ridden by definition.  If they didn't have bugs,

then they'd be algorithms.

Beware of bugs in the above code; I have only proved it correct, not tried it.

Donald Knuth

Simon stopped listening. He realised he'd had enough. Enough of the theories, enough of the mystery, enough of the bullshit. Enough of the soldiers and guns and MI5. Enough of bugs in phones and in people he cared about. Enough of not being cared about back. Enough of uncertainty and lies and civilisation, collapsing or not. Enough of is part in it, his place, his role; the character of Simon Parfitt and all the baggage it entailed.

L. Ashley Straker

Tush! tush! fear boys with bugs.

WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE. 1564-1616.     _The Taming of the Shrew. Act i. Sc. 2._

There are never any bugs you haven't found yet.

Unknown

The only way for errors to occur in a program is by being put there by the author. No other mechanisms are known. Programs can't acquire bugs by sitting around with other buggy programs.

Harlan Mills

Testing can show the presense of bugs, but not their absence.

Dijkstra

Another effective technique is to explain your code to someone else. This will often cause you to explain the bug to yourself. Sometimes it takes no more than a few sentences, followed by an embarrassed "Never mind, I see what's wrong. Sorry to bother you." This works remarkably well; you can even use non-programmers as listeners. One university computer center kept a teddy bear near the help desk. Students with mysterious bugs were required to explain them to the bear before they could speak to a human counselor.

Brian Kernighan and Rob Pike, about debugging

"Why waste negative entropy on comments, when you could use the same

entropy to create bugs instead?"

Each new user of a new system uncovers a new class of bugs.

Kernighan

The number of computer scientists in a room is inversely proportional

to the number of bugs in their code.

<taniwha> Knghtbrd: we should do a quake episode :knee deep in the code":

          you run around shooting at bugs:)

<Knghtbrd> taniwha: I'll pass the idea on to OpenQuartz  ;>

Fortune Cookie

X windows:

    You'd better sit down.

    Don't laugh.  It could be YOUR thesis project.

    Why do it right when you can do it wrong?

    Live the nightmare.

    Our bugs run faster.

    When it absolutely, positively HAS to crash overnight.

    There ARE no rules.

    You'll wish we were kidding.

    Everything you never wanted in a window system.  And more.

    Dissatisfaction guaranteed.

    There's got to be a better way.

    The next best thing to keypunching.

    Leave the thrashing to us.

    We wrote the book on core dumps.

    Even your dog won't like it.

    More than enough rope.

    Garbage at your fingertips.

Incompatibility.  Shoddiness.  Uselessness.

    X windows.

Fortune Cookie

I just uploaded xtoolplaces-1.6. It fixes all bugs but one: It still

coredumps instead of doing something useful.  The upstream author's

e-mail address bounces, Redhat doesn't provide it and I never used it.

        -- Sven Rudolph <sr1@os.inf.tu-dresden.de>

Fortune Cookie

99 little bugs in the code, 99 bugs in the code,

        fix one bug, compile it again...

        101 little bugs in the code....

Fortune Cookie

>bug, n:

    An elusive creature living in a program that makes it incorrect.

    The activity of "debugging", or removing bugs from a program, ends

    when people get tired of doing it, not when the bugs are removed.

        -- "Datamation", January 15, 1984

Fortune Cookie

<Knghtbrd> you know, Linux needs a platform game starring Tux

<Knghtbrd> kinda Super Marioish, but with Tux and things like little cyber

           bugs and borgs and that sort of thing ...

<Knghtbrd> And you have to jump past billgatus and hit the key to drop him

           into the lava and then you see some guy that looks like a RMS

           or someone say "Thank you for rescuing me Tux, but Linus

           Torvalds is in another castle!"

Fortune Cookie

<Knghtbrd> mariab - don't think Debian hasn't had some very stupid and

           obvious bugs before

<Knghtbrd> of course, we usually fix ours BEFORE we release  =D

Fortune Cookie

Charles Briscoe-Smith <cpbs@debian.org>:

  After all, the gzip package is called `gzip', not `libz-bin'...

James Troup <troup@debian.org>:

  Uh, probably because the gzip binary doesn't come from the

  non-existent libz package or the existent zlib package.

        -- debian-bugs-dist

Fortune Cookie

> Also another major deciding factor is availability of source code.

> It just gives everybody a warm fuzzy feeling knowing that there is

> source code available to the product you are using.  It allows everybody

> to improve on the product and fix bugs etc. sooner that the author(s)

> would get the time/chance to.

I think this is one the really BIG reasons for the snowball/onslaught

of Linux and the wealth of stuff available that gets enhanced faster

than the real vendors can keep up.

        -- Norman

Fortune Cookie

The bugs you have to avoid are the ones that give the user not only

the inclination to get on a plane, but also the time.

        -- Kay Bostic

Fortune Cookie

<Culus> Saens demonstrates no less than 3 tcp/ip bugs in 2.2.3

Fortune Cookie

"Why waste negative entropy on comments, when you could use the same

entropy to create bugs instead?"

        -- Steve Elias

Fortune Cookie

<jt> should a bug be marked critical if it only affects one arch?

<james-workaway> jt: rc for that arch maybe, but those kind of arch

                 specific bugs are rare...

<jt> not when it's caused by a bug in gcc

<doogie> jt: get gcc removed from that arch. :)

Fortune Cookie

The number of computer scientists in a room is inversely proportional

to the number of bugs in their code.

Fortune Cookie

Still a few bugs in the system... Someday I have to tell you about Uncle

Nahum from Maine, who spent years trying to cross a jellyfish with a shad

so he could breed boneless shad.  His experiment backfired too, and he

wound up with bony jellyfish... which was hardly worth the trouble.  There's

very little call for those up there.

        -- Allucquere R. "Sandy" Stone

Fortune Cookie

<jim> Lemme make sure I'm not wasting time here... bcwhite will remove

      pkgs that havent been fixed that have outstanding bugs of severity

      "important".  True or false?

<JHM> jim: "important" or higher.  True.

<jim> Then we're about to lose ftp.debian.org and dpkg :)

* netgod will miss dpkg -- it was occasionally useful

<Joey> We still have rpm....

        -- Seen on #Debian

Fortune Cookie

It hangs down from the chandelier

Nobody knows quite what it does

Its color is odd and its shape is weird

It emits a high-sounding buzz

It grows a couple of feet each day

and wriggles with sort of a twitch

Nobody bugs it 'cause it comes from

a visiting uncle who's rich!

        -- To "It Came Upon A Midnight Clear"

Fortune Cookie

Eleanor Rigby

    Sits at the keyboard

    And waits for a line on the screen

Lives in a dream

Waits for a signal

    Finding some code

    That will make the machine do some more.

What is it for?

All the lonely users, where do they all come from?

All the lonely users, why does it take so long?

Hacker MacKensie

Writing the code for a program that no one will run

It's nearly done

Look at him working, fixing the bugs in the night when there's

    nobody there.

What does he care?

All the lonely users, where do they all come from?

All the lonely users, why does it take so long?

Ah, look at all the lonely users.

Ah, look at all the lonely users.

Fortune Cookie

>Bugs, pl. n.:

    Small living things that small living boys throw on small living girls.

Fortune Cookie

<doogie> dpkg has bugs?  no way!

Fortune Cookie

<stu> apt: !bugs</p>

<apt> !bugs are stupid

<dpkg> apt: are stupid?  what's that?

<apt> dpkg: i don't know

<dpkg> apt: Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder...

<apt> i already had it that way, dpkg.

Fortune Cookie

Also another major deciding factor is availability of source code.

It just gives everybody a warm fuzzy feeling knowing that there is

source code available to the product you are using.  It allows everybody

to improve on the product and fix bugs etc. sooner that the author(s)

would get the time/chance to.

        -- Atif Khan

Fortune Cookie

    The wise programmer is told about the Tao and follows it.  The average

programmer is told about the Tao and searches for it.  The foolish programmer

is told about the Tao and laughs at it.  If it were not for laughter, there

would be no Tao.

    The highest sounds are the hardest to hear.  Going forward is a way to

retreat.  Greater talent shows itself late in life.  Even a perfect program

still has bugs.

        -- Geoffrey James, "The Tao of Programming"

Fortune Cookie

Nobody shot me.

        -- Frank Gusenberg, his last words, when asked by police

        who had shot him 14 times with a machine gun in the Saint

        Valentine's Day Massacre.

Only Capone kills like that.

        -- George "Bugs" Moran, on the Saint Valentine's Day Massacre

The only man who kills like that is Bugs Moran.

        -- Al Capone, on the Saint Valentine's Day Massacre

Fortune Cookie

Acceptance testing:

    An unsuccessful attempt to find bugs.

Fortune Cookie

If you remove stricture from a large Perl program currently, you're just

installing delayed bugs, whereas with this feature, you're installing an

instant bug that's easily fixed.  Whoopee.

        -- Larry Wall in <199710050130.SAA04762@wall.org>

Fortune Cookie

Each new user of a new system uncovers a new class of bugs.

        -- Kernighan

Fortune Cookie

There are never any bugs you haven't found yet.

Fortune Cookie

As long as there are ill-defined goals, bizarre bugs, and unrealistic

schedules, there will be Real Programmers willing to jump in and Solve

The Problem, saving the documentation for later.

Fortune Cookie

<jim> Lemme make sure I'm not wasting time here... bcwhite will remove

      pkgs that havent been fixed that have outstanding bugs of severity

      "important".  True or false?

<JHM> jim: "important" or higher.  True.

<jim> Then we're about to lose ftp.debian.org and dpkg :)

* netgod will miss dpkg -- it was occasionally useful

<Joey> We still have rpm....

Fortune Cookie

"Would I turn on the gas if my pal Mugsy were in there?"

   "You might, rabbit, you might!"

        -- Looney Tunes, Bugs and Thugs (1954, Friz Freleng)

Fortune Cookie

Oh, and this is another kernel in that great and venerable "BugFree(tm)"

series of kernels.  So be not afraid of bugs, but go out in the streets

and deliver this message of joy to the masses.

        -- Linus, in the announcement for 1.3.27

Fortune Cookie

Ever wondered about the origins of the term "bugs" as applied to computer

technology?  U.S. Navy Capt. Grace Murray Hopper has firsthand explanation.

The 74-year-old captain, who is still on active duty, was a pioneer in

computer technology during World War II.  At the C.W. Post Center of Long

Island University, Hopper told a group of Long Island public school adminis-

trators that the first computer "bug" was a real bug--a moth.  At Harvard

one August night in 1945, Hopper and her associates were working on the

"granddaddy" of modern computers, the Mark I.  "Things were going badly;

there was something wrong in one of the circuits of the long glass-enclosed

computer," she said.  "Finally, someone located the trouble spot and, using

ordinary tweezers, removed the problem, a two-inch moth.  From then on, when

anything went wrong with a computer, we said it had bugs in it."  Hopper

said that when the veracity of her story was questioned recently, "I referred

them to my 1945 log book, now in the collection of the Naval Surface Weapons

Center, and they found the remains of that moth taped to the page in

question."

        [actually, the term "bug" had even earlier usage in

        regard to problems with radio hardware.  Ed.]

Fortune Cookie

If graphics hackers are so smart, why can't they get the bugs out of

fresh paint?

Fortune Cookie

Class, that's the only thing that counts in life.  Class.

Without class and style, a man's a bum; he might as well be dead.

        -- "Bugsy" Siegel

Fortune Cookie

Hacker's Guide To Cooking:

2 pkg. cream cheese (the mushy white stuff in silver wrappings that doesn't

    really  come from Philadelphia after all; anyway, about 16 oz.)

1 tsp. vanilla  extract  (which is more alcohol than vanilla and pretty

    strong so this part you *GOTTA* measure)

1/4 cup sugar (but honey works fine too)

8 oz. Cool Whip (the fluffy stuff devoid of nutritional value that you

    can squirt all over your friends and lick off...)

"Blend all together until creamy with no lumps."  This is where you get to

    join(1) all the raw data in a big buffer and then filter it through

    merge(1m) with the -thick option, I mean, it starts out ultra lumpy

    and icky looking and you have to work hard to mix it.  Try an electric

    beater if you have a cat(1) that can climb wall(1s) to lick it off

    the ceiling(3m).

"Pour into a graham cracker crust..."  Aha, the BUGS section at last.  You

    just happened  to have a GCC sitting around under /etc/food, right?

    If not, don't panic(8), merely crumble a rand(3m) handful of innocent

    GCs into a suitable tempfile and mix in some melted butter.

"...and  refrigerate for an hour."  Leave the  recipe's  stdout in a fridge

    for 3.6E6 milliseconds while you work on cleaning up stderr, and

    by time out your cheesecake will be ready for stdin.

Fortune Cookie

<zarkov> "NT 5.0.  All the bugs and ten times the code size!"

Fortune Cookie

"He don't know me vewy well, DO he?"   -- Bugs Bunny

Fortune Cookie

    Hack placidly amidst the noisy printers and remember what prizes there

may be in Science.  As fast as possible get a good terminal on a good system.

Enter your data clearly but always encrypt your results.  And listen to others,

even the dull and ignorant, for they may be your customers.  Avoid loud and

aggressive persons, for they are sales reps.

    If you compare your outputs with those of others, you may be surprised,

for always there will be greater and lesser numbers than you have crunched.

Keep others interested in your career, and try not to fumble; it can be a real

hassle and could change your fortunes in time.

    Exercise system control in your experiments, for the world is full of

>bugs.  But let this not blind you to what virtue there is; many persons strive

for linearity and everywhere papers are full of approximations.  Strive for

proportionality.  Especially, do not faint when it occurs.  Neither be cyclical

about results; for in the face of all data analysis it is sure to be noticed.

    Take with a grain of salt the anomalous data points.  Gracefully pass

them on to the youth at the next desk.  Nurture some mutual funds to shield

you in times of sudden layoffs.  But do not distress yourself with imaginings

-- the real bugs are enough to screw you badly.  Murphy's Law runs the

Universe -- and whether or not it is clear to you, no doubt <Curl>B*n dS = 0.

    Therefore, grab for a piece of the pie, with whatever proposals you

can conceive of to try.  With all the crashed disks, skewed data, and broken

line printers, you can still have a beautiful secretary.  Be linear.  Strive

to stay employed.

        -- Technolorata, "Analog"

Fortune Cookie

"We don't do a new version to fix bugs." - Bill Gates

"The new version - it's not there to fix bugs." - Bill Gates

        -- Retranslated from Focus 43/1995, pp. 206-212

Fortune Cookie

Heuristics are bug ridden by definition.  If they didn't have bugs,

then they'd be algorithms.

Fortune Cookie

A newspaper is a circulating library with high blood pressure.

        -- Arthure "Bugs" Baer

Fortune Cookie

As I was passing Project MAC,

I met a Quux with seven hacks.

Every hack had seven bugs;

Every bug had seven manifestations;

Every manifestation had seven symptoms.

Symptoms, manifestations, bugs, and hacks,

How many losses at Project MAC?

Fortune Cookie

<hoponpop> my program works if i take out the bugs.

Fortune Cookie

Beware of bugs in the above code; I have only proved it correct, not tried it.

        -- Donald Knuth

Fortune Cookie

There are bugs and then there are bugs.  And then there are bugs.

        -- Karl Lehenbauer

Fortune Cookie

    After sifting through the overwritten remaining blocks of Luke's home

directory, Luke and PDP-1 sped away from /u/lars, across the surface of the

Winchester riding Luke's flying read/write head.  PDP-1 had Luke stop at the

edge of the cylinder overlooking /usr/spool/uucp.

    "Unix-to-Unix Copy Program;" said PDP-1.  "You will never find a more

wretched hive of bugs and flamers.  We must be cautious."

        -- DECWARS

Fortune Cookie

Testing can show the presense of bugs, but not their absence.

        -- Dijkstra

Fortune Cookie

Next came the account of Mitya's sudden determination to "step aside" and make way for their happiness. But he could not make up his mind to open his heart to them as before, and tell them about "the queen of his soul." He disliked speaking of her before these chilly persons "who were fastening on him like bugs." And so in response to their reiterated questions he answered briefly and abruptly:

Fyodor Dostoyevsky     The Brothers Karamazov

But it warn't. It was Jack-o'-lanterns, or lightning bugs; so he set down again, and went to watching, same as before. Jim said it made him all over trembly and feverish to be so close to freedom. Well, I can tell you it made me all over trembly and feverish, too, to hear him, because I begun to get it through my head that he _was_ most free—and who was to blame for it? Why, _me_. I couldn't get that out of my conscience, no how nor no way. It got to troubling me so I couldn't rest; I couldn't stay still in one place. It hadn't ever come home to me before, what this thing was that I was doing. But now it did; and it stayed with me, and scorched me more and more. I tried to make out to myself that I warn't to blame, because I didn't run Jim off from his rightful owner; but it warn't no use, conscience up and says, every time, "But you knowed he was running for his freedom, and you could a paddled ashore and told somebody." That was so—I couldn't get around that noway. That was where it pinched. Conscience says to me, "What had poor Miss Watson done to you that you could see her nigger go off right under your eyes and never say one single word? What did that poor old woman do to you that you could treat her so mean? Why, she tried to learn you your book, she tried to learn you your manners, she tried to be good to you every way she knowed how. _That's_ what she done."

Mark Twain (Samuel Clemens)     Adventures of Huckleberry Finn

WHEN I got there it was all still and Sunday-like, and hot and sunshiny; the hands was gone to the fields; and there was them kind of faint dronings of bugs and flies in the air that makes it seem so lonesome and like everybody's dead and gone; and if a breeze fans along and quivers the leaves it makes you feel mournful, because you feel like it's spirits whispering—spirits that's been dead ever so many years—and you always think they're talking about _you_. As a general thing it makes a body wish _he_ was dead, too, and done with it all.

Mark Twain (Samuel Clemens)     Adventures of Huckleberry Finn

After hatching or birth an insect undergoes a process of growth and change until the adult condition is reached. The varied details of this post-embryonic development furnish some of the most interesting facts and problems to the students of the Hexapoda. Wingless insects, such as spring-tails and lice, make their appearance in the form of miniature adults. Some winged insects--cockroaches, bugs (fig. 20) and earwigs, for example--when young closely resemble their parents, except for the absence of wings. On the other hand, we find in the vast majority of the Hexapoda a very marked difference between the perfect insect (imago) and the young animal when newly hatched and for some time after hatching. From the moth's egg comes a crawling caterpillar (fig. 21, c), from the fly's a legless maggot (fig. 25, a). Such a young insect is a _larva_--a term used by zoologists for young animals generally that are decidedly unlike their parents. It is obvious that the hatching of the young as a larva necessitates a more or less profound transformation or metamorphosis before the perfect state is attained. Usually this transformation comes with apparent suddenness, at the penultimate stage of the insect's life-history, when the passive pupa (fig. 21, d) is revealed, exhibiting the wings and other imaginal structures, which have been developed unseen beneath the cuticle of the larva. Hexapoda with this resting pupal stage in their life-history are said to undergo "a complete transformation," to be metabolic, or holometabolic, whereas those insects in which the young form resembles the parent are said to be ametabolic. Such insects as dragon-flies and may-flies, whose young, though unlike the parent, develop into the adult form without a resting pupal stage are said to undergo an "incomplete transformation" or to be hemimetabolic. The absence of the pupal stage depends upon the fact that in the ametabolic and hemimetabolic Hexapoda the wing-rudiments appear as lateral outgrowths (fig. 22) of the two hinder thoracic segments and are visible externally throughout the life-history, becoming larger after each moult or casting of the cuticle. Hence, as has been pointed out by D. Sharp (1898), the marked divergence among the Hexapoda, as regards life-history, is between insects whose wings develop outside the cuticle (Exopterygota) and those whose wings develop inside the cuticle (Endopterygota), becoming visible only when the casting of the last larval cuticle reveals the pupa. Metamorphosis among the Hexapoda depends upon the universal acquisition of wings during post-embryonic development--no insect being hatched with the smallest external rudiments of those organs--and on the necessity for successive castings or "moults" (ecdyses) of the cuticle. Entry: FIG

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